Once upon a time, there was a Panda and a Meerkat…
Meerkat was a freshman in college and was making out with people she thought had nice faces.
Panda was stage managing the freshman theatre/musical theatre showcase entitled Perf-101 and wooing some other friendly theatre animals.
Meerkat thought Panda was funny and appreciated his jokes during Perf-101 rehearsals. She even one time brought up the fact he looked like a panda, which was really just stating the obvious.
Meerkat continued to make out with other nice faced douchebags. Panda continued wooing friendly theatre animals.
Panda and Meerkat began to talk a bit. Meerkat told Panda he was really good in Romeo and Juliet. Panda told Meerkat she had a pretty funny audition for The Tragical Tale of Dr. Faustus.
On Valentine’s Day, they both drunkenly texted each other. Panda said that he would really miss Meerkat when he graduated. Meerkat said she would miss Panda too.
Panda and Meerkat begun to hang out in between classes on a couch outside the Black Box. Panda would walk Meerkat to her voice lesson afterwards.
Then one day, Panda asked Meerkat to dinner. Meerkat said yes.
Panda and Meerkat casually hang out and casually kiss each others faces.
One day drunkenly Panda called Meerkat his girlfriend. Meerkat was excited about it.
Panda graduated and Meerkat was sad about it but didn’t show it. Panda made plans to go to Big Sky Land and didn’t know what he would do after that.
Panda decided he and Meerkat should break up when he left because he didn’t know if he would ever be back again.
Panda left for Big Sky Land. Meerkat was very sad.
3 days of sadness passed.
Panda called Meerkat and asked if she wanted to get back together. Meerkat said yes.
Meerkat and Panda were happy again, even though they were far apart.
Panda moved back. They were very, very happy.
As the years went by, they had happiness and they also had sadness. They even spent a particularly rough time in Winter Madness but Spring came and everything was better.
Meerkat and Panda realized they had spent 4 years together, happily and funnily. They celebrated by seeing a movie and later, seeing a Bearded Funny Man.
Meerkat and Panda decided to leave their little town and move to A Windy City by the Lake, together.
Meerkat and Panda’s story is not over so they can’t say “Happily Ever After” but they can promise that wherever the story ends, it will end with them together.