Life Lessons as Told by Musical Theater
Musical Theater can teach you a lot of things, particularly if you listen to it in your more formative years. Here is what I learned from musical theater.
You can avoid paying rent in your apartment if you insult your landlord/friend about being a sell out.
Don’t ever steal a loaf of bread. EVER.
If you are involved in a love triangle, the one who loses will put you and your lover in a pyramid to slowly die. She will literally end your love triangle by putting you in a triangle.
The person you really, really hate in the beginning is someone you’ll probably fall in love with later.
What you did for love was bare your soul then break your leg.
Your best friend will be the person you hated the most earlier on and she will still try to steal your man. But don’t worry, you can turn him into a scarecrow.
Oklahoma has a gang problem between the Farmers and the Cowmen.
Gang members are also SUUUUPER good dancers.
God can sometimes have a fro, a superman t-shirt and bell bottoms on.
Gimme a man with HAIR. LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR.