Its a Wild(en) World

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Up and Coming

Now I’m not gonna get super in depth here (mostly because I don’t know enough to go super in depth) but when you are looking for an apartment in an “up and coming neighborhood” and you’re a 20something, the only thing better than you is a gay version of you. 

A few months ago, I was looking for an apartment. My main goal was safety and cheapness. What I didn’t know I was looking for was the next cool neighborhood with bars and an organic food “market.”

I was told of an apartment with the promise of a Safeway and up and comingness. Bars! Gays! Cool young people with slouchy hats and thick framed glasses!

Now, let’s go to the actual apartment.

Well, we couldn’t immediately because they couldn’t find the keys to get into this apartment. After the first banged on the door to make sure no one was currently living there. 
It didn’t have air conditioning.

The laundry room looked like where Charlie Manson did his laundry and also murders. 

The Safeway was a vacant lot with a bulldozer. It too was up and coming.

They never found the keys to the original apartment. But they did show us an apartment.

With cobwebs. 

No closets.

Stained carpet.

And probably ghosts.

Apparently the cool young people with slouchy hats and thick rimmed glasses in the neighborhood was me. To fulfill that requirement, I would have to purchase a slouchy hat.

This caused me to come to this conclusion.
I will believe a neighborhood is up and coming when it has up and come.

Up and Coming

Now I’m not gonna get super in depth here (mostly because I don’t know enough to go super in depth) but when you are looking for an apartment in an “up and coming neighborhood” and you’re a 20something, the only thing better than you is a gay version of you.

A few months ago, I was looking for an apartment. My main goal was safety and cheapness. What I didn’t know I was looking for was the next cool neighborhood with bars and an organic food “market.”

I was told of an apartment with the promise of a Safeway and up and comingness. Bars! Gays! Cool young people with slouchy hats and thick framed glasses!

Now, let’s go to the actual apartment.

Well, we couldn’t immediately because they couldn’t find the keys to get into this apartment. After the first banged on the door to make sure no one was currently living there.

It didn’t have air conditioning.

The laundry room looked like where Charlie Manson did his laundry and also murders.

The Safeway was a vacant lot with a bulldozer. It too was up and coming.

They never found the keys to the original apartment. But they did show us an apartment.

With cobwebs.

No closets.

Stained carpet.

And probably ghosts.

Apparently the cool young people with slouchy hats and thick rimmed glasses in the neighborhood was me. To fulfill that requirement, I would have to purchase a slouchy hat.

This caused me to come to this conclusion.

I will believe a neighborhood is up and coming when it has up and come.

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